Terri B. to Mr. D.: [while browsing at Williams Sonoma] "So ... I see you found the knife section ..."
Mr. D.: "Mm-hm" [he is a man of many words]
Terri B.: "We're not buying knives today ... right? I mean, we have two 8" chef's knives, a meat slicing knife, a meat cleaver, a boning knife, a bread cutting knife, at least two paring knives, and several more knives with mysterious specialty functions. So, you really don't need anymore knives ... right?"
Mr. D.: [looking at me while thinking]
Terri B.: [looking back and trying to appear authoritative]
Mr. D.: "You don't need anymore shoes ... right?"
Score one for Mr. Distortion and the kitchen knife collection. Sigh.